On Saturday last, I had dinner at a local Chinese restaurant. My fortune read:

“You will gain admiration from your pears.”

my fruit is gonna tell me they admire me for eating them?  why do i always get these strange fortune cookie messages? no matter where i go when ever i eat one of those little buggers the message is always bizarre. does this happen to anyone else? is this some sort of joke?

i went to a place in california and lo and behold another weird fortune. it read:

‘I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder’.

is that even a fortune?? whats going on here?  maybe thats the trend now, funny fortune cookies.  my wife gets normal fortunes. so do my kids.

but i get this:

Give me the strength to change the things I can, the grace to accept the things i cannot, and a great big bag of money.

yep, i really did get that one. i keep them in a jar. must be a new trend. im sure you get those too. dont you?

your pal le0

take a look of this awesome photo of me dressed up as the batman for the huge comic con in hawaii this week.  i think i really captured the dark gritty look of a determined crime fighter. seriously it looks like something from the movies doesn’t it? and just so you know, thats a root beer in my hand.

my batman outfit